Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
two words: eviction party
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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