Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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