i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I believe in your delicious
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You've changed since you got that strap on
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