You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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