My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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