Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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