this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
NoShamevember. You game?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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