where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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