pedialite and red bull = repair kit
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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