oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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