I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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