she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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