Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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