so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
my liver is dry heaving
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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