I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Randomize
