The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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