i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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