Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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