Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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