My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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