Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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