You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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