Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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