you guys were way drunker than both of me
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
