I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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