I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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