so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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