she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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