What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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