I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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