he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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