Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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