I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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