yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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