Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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