k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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