he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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