dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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