shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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