Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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