Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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