Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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