Sry I called you an 8
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
