Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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