i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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