at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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