Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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