You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
