Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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