i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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