Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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