Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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