somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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