Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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