thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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