420 ftw
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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